zeldathemes
The Hairdryer of Rassilon
Forever walking into doorframes
I AM CURRENTLY CHANGING MY THEME, Apologies for it being hard to navigate.
artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

  #this counts for borg too  
  #raccoon    #??????????  
  #OMGGGGG  
The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)
The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

delicious-food-porn:

Hot cocoa brownies

The best fudge brownies

Chocolate chip cookie dough brownies

Triple chocolate brownies

Caramel filled brownies

Milk chocolate peanut butter truffle brownies

Nutella brownies

Ultimate fudge brownies with peanut butter chips

Chewy snickers brownies

Oreo cheesecake brownies

Follow for more food porn!

  #food    #recipes  
A guy and a girl: Hold hands
Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
Two guys: smile at each other
Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
Two girls: make out
Straight people: they could be friends idk

archaeo-geek:

As an adult I was really sad to learn that in other countries Santa Claus doesn’t write back if you write to him.

  #canada    #best  

threeofeight:

Someone needs to take photoshop away from me. I can’t stop.

  #Star Trek    #Voyager    #Janeway    #Seven    #j7  
madness-and-gods:

A wonderful bunch of bears

madness-and-gods:

A wonderful bunch of bears

  #BEARS  

spicyshimmy:

i don’t even understand how star trek happened to me. be careful, kids. star trek is out there and it can happen to you too

  #star trek    #it's also contagious  
  #Star Trek    #TNG    #Geordi    #asdflkjhdgf  
  #dog with SOCKS  

spikievstheworld:

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

FUCK

  #it got better    #*happy sighs*